More bureaucratic nonsense by idiot officials and politicians. Two basketball players Jay Youngblood and Larry Cox of Champville Basketball Club have been suspended weeks before their finals series after testing positive for what I’d imagine is methylhexamine.

Champville coach Ghassan Sarkis has back his players by saying “I believe that both are 100 percent innocent,” said Sarkis, “They both admitted taking the Jack3d supplement, which is also taken by many local and American players.”

Many sportspeople around the world can see the benefits in using Jack3d. Yet these imbeciles vilify those who take this harmless supplement. What a crazy world of sports, people.

Stay sharp, get jack3d.